Retail Therapy

Isn't that just the best description of shopping?? (Thanks Jessica for the enlightening of the termonlogy)
Of course if you absolutely dispise shopping, you might NEED therapy after it.

Signs of a good therapy session:

• You find a parking spot right in front ( won't ask for a show of hands, but how many have ever prayed for that "perfect parking spot"? )
• Everything you try on fits you, looks fabulous....AND it's a size smaller than you normally wear!
• Everything is on sale.... more bang for your buck.
• You actually have a few extra bucks to spend!
• The dressing rooms aren't crowded or stinky.

Signs of a BAD therapy sessioin:

• Nothing fits
• Nothing fits.... ( yes I said it twice!)
• Or...if you DO find something, you don't have any extra bucks to get it!
• Some little twerp takes your prime parking spot ( Hello! Fried Green Tomatoes!..LOVE IT)
• Your attempt to try on anything is advertently interrupted by little heads bobbing underneath your dressing room door.
• As you leave the drssing room, feeling disgusted because the pants you thought you would love don't fit you, see a woman of "mature nature" trying on a bikini,......and she looks great in it! Can you say... pass the chocolate?
• You manage to get in the slowest line there is possible! Wasting precious recovery time!
  

Might have to have a retail therapy session today after work..... Pray for a good one!